Are you trying to piss me off more or make me happy?

Can you cook, are you okay to cook?
Chicken and scalloped potatoes. I am capable.
Okay, I just don’t want you to hurt yourself even more.
Was so excited, thought they were chocolate chip, took a huge bite. Turns out they’re BANANA chocolate chip. I hate bananas. Wahh.
You’re marrying Bradley Cooper?! What about the guy who tried to kidnap you? Haha, I’m sure that Connor and I will get married and he will willing move beside you. You’re always fighting.
Ha, ha. Yes, I’ll be marrying Bradley Cooper and or Ryan Gosling and or Leonardo Dicaprio so.. You probably will, and he’ll have to because plans have already been made. He starts it, just saying.
Okay, make sure to tell him that we’re getting married and we’re moving to France. He starts it? I’ll tell him to stop fighting.